called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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