Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I came so hard my ears popped.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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