i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
love makes seman taste better
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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