Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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