Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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