no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize