census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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