So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
only you would photoshop your dick
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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