pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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