All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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