I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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