So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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