Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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