with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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