By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
oh god the rape fog is back!
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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