I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I have fence marks all over my body
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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