next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He's a Shit stain on my heart
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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