toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Are my feet made of real feet?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
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