Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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