4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Randomize
