I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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