Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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