D3 body, D1 cock
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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