found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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