But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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