# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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