physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
The ass gains better be worth it
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