if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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