Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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