guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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