when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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