My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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