White coat. Heels.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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