Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Randomize
