Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
This is my life. Enjoy the view
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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