doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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