with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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