I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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