Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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