You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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