you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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