i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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