if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
We left the knife in your bed.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
