If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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