"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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