1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Houston, we have a squirter
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
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