I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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