im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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