i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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