Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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