Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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