What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You pole danced in your parka.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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