Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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