I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Everclear isn't food dammit
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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