is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
And my parents said I crawled through the house
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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