i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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