quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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